...Dear It's (Not That) Complicated: As soon as Sarah is done reading you, I get dibs. Okay?
...Dear sewing machines: I love you, you know I do. Please love me back! :)
...Dear Jane Austen: Edmund Bertram is just a little dense about Fanny Price...don't you think?
...Dear "My Current Novel": Please behave. Please behave.
...Dear Hair: Why won't you ever oblige me and look fashionably messy? I can't for the life of me do anything but smooth, glossy looks with you, and those don't particularly suit my face!
...Dear Husband-To-Be: I'm trying my hardest to abide in Christ and learn everything God hands me so I'll be your dream-woman when you find me. :)
...Dear vintage heels: You're perfectly charming, darlings.
...Dear imagination: Give me a little help thinking up what I can use that white jacquard for--I'm out of ideas.
...Dear vanity: Don't let me quote myself. It's so gauche.
...Dear feet: Learn contra quickly so I don't embarrass my partners. I'd appreciate it!
...Dear baked-goods: Don't put off such a good smell. I am your creator and you tempt me easily. ;)
...Dear waist: Take a hint. Shrink yourself, please.
...Dear Gracie: You are so utterly kissable. Don't ever grow out of it. :)
...Dear Public at Large: Don't forget the classic books you read as a child. This modern stuff is so...blech.
...Dear Pupils: Please do not giggle at me. My laugh has an automatic response to even smiles. We'll get no work done if you aren't perfectly sober.
...Dear Green tea: Um...you aren't all you're cracked up to be. *runs to hug English Breakfast and P.G. Tips* ;)
Love Ever and Anon,
<3 Rachel









How ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE!
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What a cute idea! I am going to have to do this on my blog sometime. SOON. :D
I'm stealing this idea too, I LOVE it! And please do give green tea another chance. It's so good.
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